Don't blame me, blame the fro!

Using my fro' as an excuse for my naughty ways;

• "I can't go and exercise!! It'll muck up the fro'!"
• "Why am I ordering a large pizza to myself? The carbs strengthen the fro'."
• "I can't do overtime today. The weight of the fro' is doing horrors to my back."
• "Sorry Officer, I didn't mean to drive over the speed limit - its this fro' you see....."
• "I'm so sorry for knocking that book over! It wasn't me, it was the fro'."
• "The fro' said so."
• "Don't blame me; blame the fro'right here. And don't expect me to get rid of it ; technically you're asking me to destroy one of God's creations."

Its all political. 

Nomnmom
Justjode xxx