Don't blame me, blame the fro!

Using my fro' as an excuse for my naughty ways;

• "I can't go and exercise!! It'll muck up the fro'!"
• "Why am I ordering a large pizza to myself? The carbs strengthen the fro'."
• "I can't do overtime today. The weight of the fro' is doing horrors to my back."
• "Sorry Officer, I didn't mean to drive over the speed limit - its this fro' you see....."
• "I'm so sorry for knocking that book over! It wasn't me, it was the fro'."
• "The fro' said so."
• "Don't blame me; blame the fro'right here. And don't expect me to get rid of it ; technically you're asking me to destroy one of God's creations."

Its all political. 

Nomnmom
Justjode xxx

Love the fro'! Embrace your natural beauty!

The more I think about it, the more I believe that the word fro is the best name for such an iconic Afro-Caribbean hairstyle - the sight of once literally fro's you off balance!!

Perfectly circular and showstopping, the fro' is the best hairstyle I know. Both timeless and stylish, it differentiates YOU from the crowd, giving YOU a step ahead from the other feisty fashionistas. The style works  for every Tom, Dick, and Harry, even for all you shoplifters out there, you could hide a tin of baked beans in your hair and no one would be none the wiser! 

The fro' is not rated enough in these days. If I walked out onto the streets of London, I can certify that you will see at least three beautiful women who're not embracing the feisty fro' God has blessed them with, hiding it beneath a blanket of weave. This not me releasing my inner psychic (because believe me I'd use them to predict tonight's Lottery numbers instead!),this is me stating a fact. I just wish and hope that such women can realize how beautiful their fro' truly is, and not allow the pressures of today's "ultimate" celebrity or media sides delude them to thinking otherwise.If I had a genie, that would for sure be one of my three wishes.

So hey yo to the fro'! Its liberating, beautiful, and helps out your bank balance! Whats not to love? :)
Justjode 
xxx

Breaking my Blogging Virginity

Its justjode here. Just Jode, its as simple as that.

I've always been intrigued - my boyfriend and mum might argue addicted - to the blogsphere world, continuously spending my free time reading and listening to the views and interests of other randomners like myself voicing their views and opinions about certain "thingies" and "doodahs". So, I've decided in my simple just nature to nag about the "thingies" affecting justjode's life.

 I just wish my life was as simple as that sentence implied.

I'm not going to characterize myself as just "your average normal girl", because lets face it - what do you define as bloody normal these days! If I were to anyways, that would be a complete and utter lie. In fact  my nose would grow as long as Kim Kardashian's hair extensions. Or her boyfriend list. Whichever you prefer!

I'm a girl entering both the world of adulthood and university life simultaneously, struggling incredibly, but prospering greatly at the same time alike many thousands of you. What differentiates me however is that I'm a total weirdo.  A celiac-diseased, fro' loving, Essex girl whose loves and passions vary as much as Nicki Minaj's weave. Luckily not so expensive though. (I'm going to sincerely apologize now for my harsh but sadistic similes, I hope you find them even partially funny!)

What I will not apologize for though is the contents of my blog; this blog is my baby! My own little creation; in this scenario my genes come in the form of my views and interests on whatever "thingys" and "doodahs" I choose to talk about!

Now I can add to my list of attributes that I am no longer a blogging virgin. I can practically certify that I will become a blogging whore in the near future. 

I hope you enjoy my 'whoring' tendencies, my baby, my blog.

justjode xox